Friendship With Love

Friendship With Love

          When the bell of rest is ringing. Ayu, Nisya, and Made go to the school garden as their appointment before. But, is not complete because there is no Arif. Then, they are looking for arif and they found arif. He is sitting in the front of the class with sad expression. Then, they ask to arif what happen actually.

Nisya: Arif… why are you look so sad today?

Made: yes…

Arif    : I confuse because of dea (a person who I really like) she asked me to buy the ticket of concert    

            next month for two people.

Ayu :  What…. It’s very expensive

Arif    : yes, I know, but I can’t refuse her request.

Nisya: made, you said that you wanna tell us

Made: My birthday will coming soon. I asked my parents to buy me a downhill bike, but they didn’t

             accept my request because it’s very expensive my parents said it is better if me give that money

             for poor people.

Ayu :  Ehm.. I think it is better if you save that money. If I have much money, I would buy a shop for my

          mother so, It will be easy to my mother to sell her cakes.

Nisya : Hmmm… don’t be sad my friends. How if we go to the mall? I want to buy a bag.

Ayu, Made, Arif: Sorry… I can’t

Nisya : Please, come on my friends. We are best friend.

Made: Ok…Ok…

Arif: Hmm… Ok, I’ll go with you!

          When they arrive on the mall, suddenly nisya look at a poster that looking for an actress/actor and the price is fantastic much money Rp 60.000.000,00 

Nisya: Hei… look at that poster let’s join.

Arif: Sorry I can’t join

Made: I’m too, I’m not

Nisya: My friends… Listen to me, we are need the money. Do you still remember about your problem?

Ayu: That’s right we may try.

Made and Arif: Yes.. I agree

Ayu : But the contest require thet we have to take a photo together.

Nisya : Ok.. we will go to the Photo studio tomorrow.

Arif : Ok, we may go by my car but it’s an old car. Hiks…

          The next day….

Nisya: Arif… I really fell hot in your car.

Arif: Be patient… the photo studio is not far from here we will arrive soon.

Made: Finally we arrive, Oh no it’s closed

Ayu: So how? This studio is the cheapest

Arif: It’s ok. We try to looking for the other studio

Nisya: Ok let’s go

Arif: Opss… What happen with my car, it’s can’t turn on. Ouh MG my car is broke.

Nisya: How can?? We have to arrive in the studio soon, and then we submit our photo, if late may 

            Disqualification by judge.

Ayu: Hemm… My friends don’t be noise

Made: Hei… look at there is a photographer

Arif: Ok… I will ask him.

          10 Minutes later……

Arif: Well my friends… he said that Rp 75.000,00 for one photo

Nisya: But our money just Rp 80.000,00

Ayu: Ok… I think it’s better then there is no Photo. Once … we have to serious

Made: OK my friends

          Then, they prepare to take a photo, a photographer ask them ready to be photographed in the 3th calculate. But, unfortunately, suddenly made is sneezing and make surprise all of his friend. So the result is broken.

Nisya : Made!! You are really careless

Ayu: It’s Ok… We have to submit what we have. It’s better than there isn’t photo, right??

Arif: Yes… Ayu is Right. It’s better so we have to submit it.

           4 days later. Made, Nisya, Arif, Ayu have breakfast at canteen. Then, made’s mobile phone is ringing. It tells that they won the contest of actor/actress because of their photo is unique and look natural, of course they get much money Rp 60.000.000,00. They get a golden experience from that audition. Arif realize that his girlfriend just wanted a rich man. Made realize that he does not really need a downhill bike and nisya decide to use a simple mobile phone. They decide it’s better if they give that money for ayu’s mother to buy a shop.

Nisya: Friends, how if we go to the beach in a holiday next week?

Arif: Wow, it will be fun

Made:  I agree, we need refreshing

Ayu: Hore…

          Then, holiday is coming, they go to the beach. When the other fiends is playing on the beach, Arif, decide to sit under the tree and he is playing guitar. Arif look at his friends and he look at Nisya in different way. Nisya feels that someone look at her, then they look each other.

Nisya: Arif, why do you do look at me like that??

Arif: Hmmm.. You are beautiful

Nisya: Hei, Come on arif don’t be joke

Arif: I’m serious… I have look at your for a moment. I feel you are different

Nisya: Hah??

Arif: I love You

Nisya: Ouch no, Don’t be joke

Arif: I’m serious. Would you like to be my girlfriend?

Nisya:  Why do you love me?

Arif: You are different from the other, you are unique.

Nisya: Not really (you are) ouch, You…

Arif: So??

Nisya: I do like you.

          Finally… Nisya accept Arif as her boy Friend. Although they always argue about something, but nisya’s opinion Arif is the best. They have been in friendship for a long time. So, they know each other.

ugly girl

    There was a girl, named Ntis. She was 23 years old. She was studying at medical faculty UGM. She came from respectable family. Her father was working at windows corporation as a head of branch in Indonesia. Her mother was a daughter of a prime minister Indonesia.
    Ntis  had a perfect life. Her parent gave everything to her, like big house, some sport car, and a lot of money. But, beside all of positive things in her life, she had one weakness  in her life. She realized that her face was so ugly. People stated ntis as “an ugly girl with her blue blood”
    Ntis had a boyfriend, he was called bejo. Bejo was a popular colleger in UGM. Ntis really loved bejo. When bejo had his birthday, ntis always give him an expensive gift. Like a motorcycle, some jewelry that was made by gold, and even a car. Ntis gave everything to bejo, her beloved boy. But, in otherside, all people believed that bejo didn’t love ntis like ntis do. Bejo just want ntis money.
    One day, ntis was texting with bejo…
    “hey baby, what are you doing? I’m really missing you now honey, can I meet you bejo?
    “oh ntis, I’m sorry, I’m doing my homework with my teacher now.. ntis, may be next time ya beb…”
    “oh oke bejo, continue your homework honey, love you darlie”
    “oke ntis, love you too darling..”
    Ntis felt so sad, she was really missing her boyfriend, but she can’t meet bejo. Then, ntis went to megamall, she want to entertaint her hearth. At the street, suddenly she looked bejo and a girl in the car that  was given by ntis as a gift of bejo birthday last year. Ntis looked bejo was kissing that girl. Based on that event, ntis sent bejo a messege to end their relationship. Ntis cried, her heart was broken, ntis felt so sad, really sad. She screamed on her heart, “why every man that I have met always like a shit, they just want my riches, no one can understand  me, I need a real love…”
    One day, ntis met a guy from putusibau, named somad. Somad and ntis were met by god at pasar tengah, ntis loved somad at the first time, and somat too. Somad introduced his self to ntis and gave ntis his number phone.
    In a short time, ntis and somad became a couple. Even though ntis was ugly, somad loved ntis just the way she was. And ntis also loved somad with all of heart, she loved somad because somad was different with bejo and other guy, somad had a true love for ntis. 

spoof text 2

  James and john are lunatic asylum occupant. They went to lunatic asylum in the same time so they get to the same cell. And that's why they're becoming best friend. 

                At a free time, they were having a engrossing conversation beside the pool. It was pretty hot that day.  Seeing their friend swimming. Cursory, John would go for a swim too. But he forgot that he cant swim. Without a second thought, he jumped into the pool. James followed john to jump to save his best friend. 

                After listened to that story from the nurse, the doctor who handle both of them thinks he have to send james down.  Because, james' psychological condition has improved and getting back to the society is a good option. 

When Doctor called james and asked, 

Doctor                 : The nurse said that you saved John

James                   : Yes, I did  

Doctor                 : And where's john? 

James pulled doctor's sleeve to the yard  and says, "I hang john so he can quickly dry" 

text analysis for spoof text 2

Orientation       : james and john are lunatic asylum occupant and they got into the same cell.

Event                 : John jumped into the pool eventhough he cant swim, and then James followed                               to save him.

Twist                  : James hung  John to dry him up

spoof text

BREAKFAST

There was a place who lived by a widow and her two sons. One morning, mom is having her birthday.

Son1,2 : Happy birthday mom!!!

Mom     : Oh sons, thank you so much

Son 1     : Mom, because today is your birthday, please don’t get out of bed, just continue your rest.

Mom     : Are you serious??

Son 2     : Yes mom, please!!!

Pleasantly, she obeyed the son’s command. There she is staying still in her bed. Meanwhile, she smelled an omelet and bacon from the kitchen. Mom thinked her sons are making her breakfast.

             Once it is done, the sons called their mom to go downstairs

             Son 1     : Come down mom! Look what we have here.

When mom is walking down the stairs, she saw both of her sons are seating nicely in front of the dining table and there are a well served omelet and bacon in front of them.

             Mom     : Oh, how nice of you, thank you sons, today I be a happiest mother in this world

             Son1      : “Well its not for you mom. It’s a surprise actually, that we’re making our self a breakfast this morning”.

 

Text analysis for breakfast text

•       Orientation

                Mom is having her birthday, and her sons obeyed her to not to get out of bed

•       Event

                The sons are making their breakfast in the kitchen

•       Twist

                The sons are not making the breakfast for their mom, while mom’s thinking the opposite way

 

expresions

WRONG ADDRESS

Arif         :  Hei, Gema.. are you ready to go to Zulfa’s house?

Gema    : yes I’m ready. Are you had known zulfa’s address?

Arif         :  yes,here,she had given her address to me yesterday.

Gema    :  ok,we can go now.

Then,they go to zulfa’s house to finish English task.

Gema    : are you sure this is the right house?

Arif         : yes of course,based on this addres,this is the right house.

Gema    : are you have her phone number?

Arif         : no,just wait a minute here.

Meanwhile,in zulfa’s house. Zulfa still waiting her friends. Then,she calls raka.

Zulfa : hey guys?  Where are you now?

Raka: I just want to go.  arif and gema was there?

Zulfa : not yet,can you contact them?

Raka: yes of course

Then,raka calls arif’s phone

Raka: rif,where are you?

Arif: I was in front of her house,but it seems nobody in her home.

Raka: EH? Are you know her address??

Arif: of course I know, sepakat street number 15 right?

Raka: do you mean sepakat street which on the ayani street?

Arif: EH? I was on the sepakat street which on the dr.wahidin street. I got a wrong address. Ok,we wiil be there soon.

Finally,there was arrived in zulfa’s house.

Gema : Alhamdulillah, finally we got here.

Zulfa : next time,ask the address completely. Are you guys thirsty? I brought some drinks.

Arif: Waaa… thank you very much zulfa.

Raka: ok,let’s finish our English task now.

Conditional Sentences Type 3

- if darman had made his friedrice, i would have bought it
- if she had sent me a letter, i would have replied that letter
- if i had did my homework, i would have played footbball
- if i had saw you with other man, i would have searched the new girlfriend
- if i had had a girlfriend, i would have invited her to married with me

Conditional Sentences Type 2

- if i were a football player, i would play in sea games
- if i studied last night, i would get best score in math exam
- if i had 5 girlfriend, i would kiss them 1 by 1
- if she were my girlfriend, i would tell that to everybody
- if i were a presiden, i would say no to drugs, say no to free sex, and say no to UAN